Vine and Dine – Beer battered tempeh fish with tartar sauce

We’ve moved to Spork Fed for the next round of Vine and Dine. I’ve only made a couple of things so far and I’ve not been blown away by either of them so I’m glad to give it another go.

I chose the beer battered tempeh for our first go. I have no idea what this is doing in the appetizer section but there’s almost nothing that can’t be improved by frying so I thought that if any recipe would win me over it’d be this one.

I started having problems straight away when the recipe called for 2 packages of tempeh without specifying package size. I hate recipes that do this as package sizes quite often vary. A quick check on Twitter told me that they are generally 8oz, which is what I had, so that was OK, and after that it was all plain sailing. I made half of everything for 2 of us. This made a large amount and would have served 3 comfortably but we ate it all. Like almost all batter recipes I’ve ever made, there was plenty of batter left at the end. I could probably have used a quarter of the batter recipe and still had enough.

I’ve beer battered many time before but never used tempeh. I thought it worked brilliantly and was a very good texture indeed. The tartar sauce was also a complete success, especially cutting through the greasy batter. I went the whole hog and served it with some chips and also some mushy peas. Incidentally if you ever see a recipe for mushy peas that uses fresh or frozen green peas then shun it immediately as proper mushy peas are only ever made with dried marrowfat peas. I think they’re probably a UK only thing and I got mine from the chip shop; I’ve never tried to make my own as I only eat them with batter and that’s a habit I could do without getting into!

This would definitely not be a regular meal. I had to roll around the sofa moaning gently after I’d eaten it because I was so full – but it was a delicious treat and a perfect antidote to all the “fat is evil” blogs that are scaring people at the moment.

Here’s Matthew’s wine report (I was sorely tempted to use my editorial powers here but I didn’t!):

Liz’s white wine horizons are not wide. In fact they are more accurately described as tunnel vision. Basically, if it isn’t as sour as a grapefruit and sharp as a lime, then she prefers new world Sauvignon Blanc. Since we are on the topic, this means we keep Vintage Roots going virtually single handed with the quantities of their Adobe SB that are quaffed in the Wyman household. In the unlikely event we were dining in the kind of restaurant where the wine list comes in several volumes, she wouldn’t trouble the sommelier for long trying  to choose the exact correct vintage white burgundy to have with the fake chicken. So what to drink with tempeh mock fish and chips? At last an opportunity for experimentation with her white wine taste buds. We decided to go local and organic, with a Sedlescombe 2010 dry white, from East Sussex, yours for 1195 English pennies, also from VR. Have you tried any of the really super whites coming from this part of the planet? This one was spot on with the food, just slightly off dry but a good sharp acid to stand up to the tartare sauce. Apparently the grape varieties are Solaris, Rivaner and Bacchus. Any fellow scifi buffs will understand the full weirdness of quaffing something called Solaris. And don’t you think Bacchus is a superb grape name that should be encouraged? You would do equally well with the other English wine VR stock, the Horsmorden white, which is drier and a bit more chalky than the Sedlescombe and equally moreish, and the complete absence of fruit other than citrus means you might even tempt Liz into a glass.

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5 thoughts on “Vine and Dine – Beer battered tempeh fish with tartar sauce

  1. This might be my favorite wine write-up ever! So glad Liz resisted the urge to edit!

    (I admit to similar biases about white wines. Different eccentricities in taste, but same in tunnel vision.)

    Those are crazy varietals.

  2. I, too often have to resist the urge to edit Fred’s reviews. I try to only correct blatant grammatical errors. However, last night, I had to ask him to re-write part of it. I couldn’t make heads or tails of the point he was trying to make. Maybe it was the wine? Hee hee.

    I know I broke the cardianl pea rule, but I have not seen the marrow peas (which by the way do not sound vegan) here. There used to be an British grocery here, but they went out of business a couple of years back.

    Love your write up!!

  3. I don’t have Spork Fed yet, but the Spork sisters featured this recipe in VegNews a few month ago. I made it and LOVED it! Granted, I felt like a fat ass after eating all four servings over four days in a row (I eat alone, so I tend to eat leftovers for days….when I made this, I stored the batter in the fridge and fried the tempeh fresh each night). So good!

  4. Ha. Matthew’s wine report is hilarious! I’ve never had mushy peas before. Now I want to see if I can find the stuff you’re talking about online.

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